It’s been far too long since we last caught up with him. Ladies and gentlemen, I’m delighted to announce that Geoff Island is back! How is he coping in this post-University land of rioters, David Cameron and economic recession?

Thursday 6pm www.csrfm.com (repeated Sunday 11pm)

Our thanks again to Daryl Smith for being kind enough to ask for Konkers to return in this way for the show’s (nearly) fifth birthday.

This brand new, never-before-heard mini special will be followed by episode three, as the show continues its repeat run.