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  1. Marvellous.

    These are the strangest eating habits I’ve seen since . . . well, Dan Fryer.

    Light and Whippy; Mayonnaise . . . not fruit juice though, gives him indigestion.

  2. Furthermore – just imagine the Half Hour of Power that would follow such a gorging.

    Never mind ‘The Lord of the Rings,’ they could make good progress on ‘The Silmarillion’ and ‘The Children of Hurin’ and maybe even have room for ‘The Father Christmas Letters’ too!

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